Look Like You Have Your Life Together
It’s pretty. It’s petty. It’s painfully accurate.
It’s painfully accurate.
We Did the Math So You Don’t Have To
| FEATURE | VALUE |
|---|---|
| 100 ready-made (and easily copied infinitely) book cards in Book Tracker with formulas & dropdowns | $17 |
| 120 savage & funny Reading Challenges + custom progress bars | $12 |
| Dynamic Reader’s Overview Dashboard (charts + roast generators) | $15 |
| Automated Achievement Badges | $9 |
| Book Bracket Tournament (monthly favorite showdown) | $6 |
| Book Budget Tracker with stats | $10 |
| Series Tracker with logic + sass | $6 |
| Wishlist + New Releases Watchlist | $5 |
| Bingo Cards (5 themed boards + auto-tracking) | $10 |
| Formulas, automation, dropdowns, sassy UI & visuals | $9 |
Things You’ll Probably Say After Downloading This
“This spreadsheet called me out harder than my therapist. Love that for me.”
— Spreadsheet Convert
“Honestly? I bought it for the roast messages. The tracking is just a bonus.”
— Chronic Book Hoarder
“It helped me realize I’ve spent $738 on books I don’t even remember buying. I’m terrified.”
— Financially Unstable But Literate
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