Why You'll Love Being Judged By a Spreadsheet

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Real Talk, Real Logs

This thing doesn’t sugarcoat. You’ll get judgment with every entry.
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Aesthetic? Obviously.

It’s cute enough for Instagram, functional enough for your therapist.

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Actually Useable and Fun

Check boxes. Passive-aggressive praise and judgement. We know you need it.
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Track It All (The Weird Stuff, Too)

Pages read, formats, mood, and location? Yep. We log it.
Judgy Little Logs

    Judgy Little Logs

    $17.00
    $37.00
    Cheaper than therapy, sassier than your last planner.
    One aesthetic Google Sheet
    Built-in 10 year calendar, reading log & snarky statistics
    One-Time Purchase
    Lifetime Access
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    Instant Access via Email

    Immediate access after purchase.
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    Easy to Use

    Just type and go.
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    Built-In Sarcasm

    You know...for motivation.
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    Zero Setup

    All you need is a free Google account.
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    Romanticize Your Life, Then Log It

    There’s something cathartic about tracking your habits with a tool that calls you out with style. Judgy Little Logs is your new accountability partner—with ✦ vibes ✦.

    Frequently Asked Questions

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    What is Judgy Little Logs?

    A Google Sheets habit tracker that roasts your lack of progress while making your reading stats look *chef’s kiss*.

    Do I need a fancy app to use it?

    Nope. Just Google Sheets which is free to use with a (also free) Google account. If you can open a browser tab, you’re overqualified.
    Will this work on my phone?
    Technically, yes. Google Sheets does work on mobile. But let’s be real — it’s about as graceful as trying to annotate a hardcover with your elbows. We highly recommend using it on a laptop or tablet for full aesthetic satisfaction and way less rage.

    Can I use it if I read 2 pages a week?

    Yes. It will just judge you. Lovingly. With data.

    Will it help me build better habits?

    Maybe. Depends on whether fear of judgment works for you.