Serial Offender
Series Tracker

Track your sagas. 
Get roasted for your life choices.
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How It Works

  1. Enter your series + book titles.
  2. Check off as you read.
  3. Auto-calculated series rating (because you’re dramatic like that).
  4. Progress bars that quietly scream “do better.”
  5. Roasts tied to how long the series is — from “situationship duologies” to “20+ book prison sentences.
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Turn your never-ending sagas into data-fueled regret.

What You’ll Say After Using It

“I thought it was a tracker, but it’s actually a bully in pastel clothing.”

“Finally, a spreadsheet that matches my commitment issues.”

“It roasted me harder than my book club. 
I love it.”

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What You’re Really Getting

Pastel Chaos

Looks cute. Feels mean.

Auto-Math

No typing totals, our formulas drag you automatically.

Built-in Roasts

The longer the series, the harder the burn.

Unlimited Tracking

Track one series or a thousand. We won’t stop you.