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A Google Sheets habit tracker that sees everything. Log pages, formats, moods, ratings, and get roasted with stats and sarcastic commentary. Comes with a 10-year calendar, because your delusion is long-term.
It’s simple. It’s snarky. It’s judging you.
More details can be found here.
It’s cute enough for Instagram, functional enough for your therapist.
This thing doesn’t sugarcoat. You’ll get judgment with every entry.
Pages read, formats, mood, and location? Yep. We log it.
The data doesn’t lie. Unfortunately.