Google Sheets Templates
Your Life, But Make It Spreadsheet Pretty.
Instant-download trackers and planners that roast you into pretending you’re organized. Gaslight yourself into productivity.
Ugly spreadsheets? Couldn’t be us.
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How It Works
Step 1
Pick your poison
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Step 2
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Step 3
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FAQ
Confused? Same. Here are the answers before you spiral into cart abandonment.
How fast do I get my tracker?
Immediately. If you don’t see it, blame your spam folder, shady little gremlin that it is. Or, more likely, you typoed your email and now your tracker is lost in cyberspace, alone and terrified, wondering why you abandoned it. Bravo. If you also didn’t get an order confirmation, that’s your smoking gun. Hit us up and we’ll rescue your poor orphaned file.
Do I need to be good with spreadsheets?
Nope. We did the nerd stuff. All you need to do is type - like, literally just type. And because we know you’ll still find a way to get confused, every tracker comes with either its own built-in Help section or a separate Help PDF.
Can I use it on my phone?
Technically, yes. But unless you enjoy rage-zooming and fat-finger typos, just use a desktop or laptop. Your mental health will thank you.
Refunds?
Nope. It’s digital. You can’t “un-download” it any more than you can unread that fanfic at 3 a.m. Consider this your commitment ceremony... just like that boxed set you bought five years ago and still haven’t touched.
What if I break it?
If you break it, don’t panic. Simply re-download it or make a new copy. If your sheet is already packed with data and you don’t wanna nuke it, email us. We’ll walk you through the fix. We even promise to play nice.
Can I send it to my friends?
Oh, you want to send our trackers to your ten closest hot messes for free? Amazing. Love that for you. Just one tiny problem: don’t. These trackers are for your personal use only. No stealing, no sharing, no pretending you “basically made them” because you changed one font. You didn’t. We lost sleep over these formulas. So no reselling, free sharing or template theft, please... we're petty AF and we will find you.
Can I use this offline?
Technically, yes. But only if you enable offline mode in Google Drive first — otherwise it’ll just sit there mocking you while you stare at a blank screen. Once it’s set up, you can edit without Wi-Fi and it’ll sync later. Just don’t expect all the fancy real-time stuff to work, because obviously your laptop can’t talk to the internet while it’s sulking offline.
Does this work in Excel?
Absolutely not. Excel takes one look at our formulas and faints. We built these in Google Sheets because it actually knows how to behave. If you try forcing it into Excel, don’t email us crying when everything inevitably explodes.
That’s on you, bestie.
Can I print it?
Sure, if you enjoy killing trees and wrestling with your printer. But these babies were made to live digital.
Who even makes these?
Fellow readers, writers, and certified chaos gremlins who sacrificed actual sleep to wrestle formulas into submission so you don’t have to. Basically: you, but hopped up on way too much caffeine. You’re welcome, bestie.